Noah’s Ark: The Largest Outdoor Water Park in the Country

You don’t need to look far; just keep your eyes somewhere on the Midwest, and you’ll find it. It’s huge. Right in the middle of Wisconsin Dells stands the largest Water Park in existence–with the name of ‘Noah’s Ark’! Fitting, isn’t it? People from all over flock to this fantastic setting of massive water slides and innovative water rides that only your imagination might actually conjure, and it even sports a luxury resort with packages that allow you daily ins and outs with the park. Keep your pants on as you read about some of the attractions (up until you get into the park, of course, but make sure you got your swimsuit on)….

As you go in, you’d notice a lovely kids’ most creative splash pad ever entitled Tadpole Bay along with a fun pool area with ziplines, slides, and fun lily pads called the Paradise Lagoon. Make your way up north and you’ll find tons of huge slides, some body and others tubed. There are two wave pools–count them, two wave pools–called “The Wave” and “The Big Kahuna” complete with lounging chairs, a tube service, indoor gift shops and arcades, karaoke, concessions, and other wonderful stuff! Their family slides are horrifyingly cool–such as the Congo Bongo, the Kowabunga, Dark Voyage, and the Time Warp. They’re slides on steroids, basically, complete with giant tubes fit for a family of four. If you’re the real daring kind, you’ve got the hair-raising high-flying “Point of No Return”, “The Plunge”, and the “Scorpion’s Tail” (which is the first looping water slide ever in existence!).

There literally is everything and anything for any age, from 9 to 99 (provided any 99-year-old has no serious heart conditions). There’s so much that this article writer can’t write about it all. You’d just have to go to the Dells and find out for yourself!